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If you are seeking information about the so-called writer, Emma Garland, then you have come to the correct place. If not, feel free to stick around anyway.



Quiet guest
— Airbnb host, Brooklyn
so good it made me feel physically sick. I hate u emma
— Joel Golby, VICE
“What a genius write-up. Thank you very, very much. It was highly entertaining! The way you wrote that just made me laugh and laugh and laugh. Bloody brilliant. That’s the best write-up I’ve ever, ever had. Thanks very much, mate. Speak to you in a bit!”
— Jay Kay, Jamiroquai



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